Natty Light, less commonly referred to as Natural Light, is the epitome of college, trailer trash, and all poverty stricken people. This Anheuser-Busch beer has become the obvious cornerstone for all college students. We, the tight-pocketed people of America, enjoy the fact that we can obtain 24 beers for a mere $8.99. But don't worry, Natty has it's negatives. First of all, you have to reach deep inside to except the fact that it tastes like mere piss. It's plain and simple, Natty tastes like shit, but this doesn't matter because IT will get you DRUNK. And, as we already know, that's all that matters. Right?

In my opinion, if people were smarter, they would choose to drink Natural Ice instead of Light. (And if you're really smart, you're probably not drinking either.) Here's a few facts to ponder- Natural Ice has almost a 6% alcohol level while Light has just above 4% and they both cost the same.

Natty Facts:
- Natural Light Contains 4.2% Alcohol
- Natural Ice Contains 5.9% Alcohol
- Natural Light was introduced in 1977
- Natural Light ranks as the fifth best selling beer in the United States
- Natural Ice is the top selling Ice beer


Posted on 2006-12-13. Why Natty Light?