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Beer Blog
:: Bottoms Up ::
Why
Natty Light?
 Natty Light, less commonly referred to as
Natural Light, is the epitome of college, trailer trash, and
all poverty stricken people. This Anheuser-Busch beer has become the
obvious cornerstone for all college students. We, the tight-pocketed people
of America, enjoy the fact that we can obtain 24 beers for a mere $8.99.
But don't worry, Natty has it's negatives. First of all, you
have to reach deep inside to except the fact that it tastes
like mere piss. It's plain and simple, Natty tastes like
shit, but this doesn't matter because IT will get you DRUNK.
And, as we already know, that's all that matters. Right?
In my opinion, if people were smarter, they would choose to drink Natural
Ice instead of Light. (And if you're really smart, you're probably not drinking
either.) Here's a few facts to ponder- Natural Ice has almost a 6% alcohol level
while Light has just above 4% and they both cost the same.
Natty Facts:
- Natural Light Contains 4.2% Alcohol
- Natural Ice Contains 5.9% Alcohol
- Natural Light was introduced in 1977
- Natural Light ranks as the fifth best selling beer in the
United States
- Natural Ice is the top selling Ice beer
Posted
on 2006-12-13.
Why Natty Light?
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